Comments on: My commute smells like … http://ulla.kgzv.com/2007/07/27/my-commute-smells-like/ Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:33:59 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 by: The Wise Turkey http://ulla.kgzv.com/2007/07/27/my-commute-smells-like/#comment-1521 Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:00:55 +0000 http://ulla.kgzv.com/2007/07/27/my-commute-smells-like/#comment-1521 This is very worrying. A more detailed examination of your commute shows it doesn't go past a candy factory, a river, or anywhere that grass might grow. Instead it passes the horse rendering plant, the fishglue factory, the sewage farm, republican party HQ, the Massachusetts used jockstrap repository (they're stockpiling them in case there's a war), and the east coast's largest and most flatulent pigfarm. So either you have an unduly sunny disposition or an unfortunately large tumor somewhere. This is very worrying. A more detailed examination of your commute shows it doesn’t go past a candy factory, a river, or anywhere that grass might grow.

Instead it passes the horse rendering plant, the fishglue factory, the sewage farm, republican party HQ, the Massachusetts used jockstrap repository (they’re stockpiling them in case there’s a war), and the east coast’s largest and most flatulent pigfarm.

So either you have an unduly sunny disposition or an unfortunately large tumor somewhere.

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