February 2006


Random thoughts and It's all about food28 Feb 2006 01:34 pm

The (catholic) world is celebrating and with it many of my friends: Carnaval in Brazil and Venice, Fasching/Fastnacht/Karneval in various parts of Germany, Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Mardi Gras means fat Tuesday, a day of indulgence in good food and celebration before 40 days of lent start, a time of fasting and reflection, although most people just go about their daily lives nowadays. I was clearly out of my mind when I decided to give up chocolate for lent for the first time a few years ago. But now it’s tradition and not to be messed with. So, since I’m missing the fun parades, costumes and parties while in carnaval diaspora in Boston, I instead consume massive amounts of chocolate before the clock runs out at midnight tonight. And you should see the chocolate fest on Easter Sunday!

Increasingly there’s evidence that I’m actually doing my body a favor by indulging in chocolate (there was never a doubt that I’ve been doing my mind and soul a favor). Now isn’t that alone a great reason to celebrate?!

Random thoughts24 Feb 2006 07:51 pm

Quote of the day:

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

- Dame Edna Everage

Random thoughts22 Feb 2006 01:01 pm

My friends inform me that my expectations are too high. Which is probably often true and I’d be much better off just getting over it. So one of these days I’ll make peace with the fact that it’s too much to expect world peace, or that people have some (apparently highly uncommon) common sense, or that Massachusetts drivers know and respect traffic laws. In the meantime I promise to complain about it less. It’s probably a good thing I started doing Yoga … :)

On the flip side, there is such a thing as too low expectations. For example when kids graduate from college and don’t know that France is an independent country (which came as a big surprise to a classmate of mine at a regionally ranked liberal arts college, who was about to graduate and become a school teacher!!!) or have no idea there were two separate German countries for a long time and not even that many years ago. I see this partially as a result of collectively low expectations of what every child should learn in high school (yes, high school, not college, and yes, every child, not just the rich children going to private school). So, one fine day in the future when I have kids, I will expect them to get a solid education in history, geography, sciences, math and arts and learn the proper grammar & spelling of their native language and at least one foreign language. And if that’s too much to expect, we might just have to consider moving to Finland, China, Japan or Korea, where the expectations of what a high school graduate should know are a bit greater.

Swimming18 Feb 2006 10:55 am

Temporarily evicted from the Z-Center pool due to a swim meet, we’ve been swimming during rec swim hours at the alumni pool. Usually we show up with at least 2 - 3 masters swimmers per lane and try to do our workout, which involves things evidently foreign to the lap swimmer species: set intervals (we stop, check the clock, wait till the interval is over, then start swimming again), butterfly, drills and sprints. As predictable as the sunrise every morning, somebody will join our lane, jumping in without communicating and swimming heads up breaststroke at half our speed. We think it’s great you swim, really! But it can’t be fun to be passed by a group of masters swimmers every lap, although some of you seem blissfully unaware that you’re, you know, IN OUR WAY! Particularly when you push off the wall right ahead of us and we have to float behind you tapping your feet just to have the same thing happen again at the next turn.

To make sure everybody is safe and happy in the water, here a few pointers on lane etiquette:

- Pick the right lane for you: this means choosing a lane with people who swim close to your speed. No, I mean your real speed. Often the lanes are also marked slow, medium, fast - why do you think that is? Right! The closer your speed is to the other people’s in your lane, the less need for passing and the less potential for collisions. Before you get in, look what people are doing and how fast they swim. Are they swimming non-stop or are they doing a workout? Oh, and when you see people kicking at the speed you’ll be swimming at that usually means they swim twice your speed. Be warned. And remember, as the person joining others in the lane, it’s your responsibility to pick the right lane and not get in the way of what they’re doing. They were there first, show some respect.

- Getting in: Don’t jump in until you know that the other swimmers are aware of your presence, it’s NOT safe!!! If they stop at the turn, talk to them and ask if you can join. If they do flip turns and don’t stop, slowly get in and start swimming with enough distance to the other swimmers, all the time aware that they may not have noticed you.

- Splitting the lane vs. circling: with only two swimmers a lane you have the choice of splitting instead of circling. If you split the lane, stay on your side and be aware that you might have to switch to circling to accommodate other swimmers as they arrive (and offer to do so!). Circle swimming can safely accommodate more than 2 swimmers in a lane, particularly if they swim at similar speeds. It works like driving, you always stay on the right side of the lane. Easy as that.

- Passing/being passed: It’s safest to pass somebody at the wall. So, if somebody touches your feet, don’t keep going! Stop at the wall to let the swimmer pass, make sure there’s plenty of room before the next swimmer arrives, then continue. If you’re very fast, you can pass a slow person mid-lap if there’s no oncoming traffic. Usually that means one of you is in the wrong lane. Swimmers of varying speeds can do okay in the same lane as long as they stay out of each other’s way. That means, the faster swimmer gives the slower one enough room when starting a set and the slower swimmer gets out of the way so the faster can pass (at the wall).

- Crowded lanes and equipment: If lanes are crowded and narrow, try not to use paddles or fins. Getting hit with paddles is painful and eating somebody’s bubbles from fin kicking comes too close to open water swimming, not what people expect to have to deal with in the pool.

- Never stop in the middle of the pool or hang on the lane line kicking wildly into the lane next to you. It’s distracting at best and an accident waiting to happen at worst.

Follow these rules, be courteous and use common sense! That way we can all happily coexist in the same pool and there won’t be any danger of my yelling at you to get out of the way (not always in nice words). Not that I have any strong feelings about this or anything …. :)

Random thoughts and Politics17 Feb 2006 12:44 pm

- We saw a terrorist organization win presumably democratic Palestinian elections. Clearly that means that democracy alone does not automatically lead to better government and more peaceful societies (as the leader of the free world wants to make us believe). As long as people feel oppressed and as long as a legal and law enforcement structure that effectively upholds their basic rights is lacking, democracy is not going to necessarily result in good government. I’m sure smarter people than me have thought about this, so here’s the question: what are the prerequisites for a successful democratic form of government?

- What’s with all the coins lying around on the street? So, I realize that a penny buys nothing nowadays and that most establishments won’t willingly accept more than 10 pennies as payment. I pick up pennies for good luck and pass them on, but most end up in penny jars, which means the government has to keep minting more all the time because they don’t move back into circulation. Maybe we should do away with the penny (as suggested to Sam Seaborn in a West Wing episode), since it costs more to mint one than it’s worth. But recently I’ve also been finding nickels and dimes on the street. What does it mean when even the panhandlers don’t bother to pick those up any more?

- Why do the media care so much about when and how the VP publicly announced the shooting accident? It was an accident and not a national security issue. Comedians were having a field day. Period. End of story. Can we get real news now, for a change? Please?

- And here’s a question I actually have the answer to: what’s the cure for hardware disease in cows? And no, this isn’t the same problem that ails your computer periodically. We’re talking nails and other small pieces of metal cows accidentally ingest, such as, let’s say bullet shrapnels. So, the cure? Feed the cow a magnet that will attract all the metal, keep it safe in one of the many stomachs and the cow will live happily ever after. It’s a strange world out there …

- One more unsolved mystery I previously forgot: why do they still make - and/or why do people still buy - hard and medium toothbrushes, even though any dentist will tell you that they’re damaging your teeth?? Inquiring minds want to know.

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