Tonight I tripped over a squirrel, which was definitely a first for me. It takes a pretty absent-minded human, a dark corner and a dare-devil squirrel totally overestimating its ability to race past said human for that to happen. Not that squirrels are known for accurately estimating the speed of oncoming objects, as evidenced in the sheer number of them ending up as roadkill. Instead they’re just really good at squirreling stuff away. Like my chocolate covered turkish delight.
Last summer I was working on my masters thesis when a strange noise from the kitchen offered a welcome excuse for a break. I wasn’t really expecting the picture I saw: a squirrel sitting on the kitchen table with a wrapped piece of turkish delight hanging from its teeth looking at me defiantly. After a brief staring contest (the squirrel: “damn”, I: “drop the candy, or else”, the squirrel: “no way, try and catch me”), the candy thief leaped off the table, raced out the door onto the balcony and jumped into the tree. I, of course, two steps behind, except for the jumping into the tree. Never saw the candy again.
If anybody is wondering why I had chocolate covered turkish delight sitting in my kitchen, that’s a valid question. Let’s just say it came from the land of fried Mars bars.