Everybody who knows me has heard me rant about the dismal quality of news reporting in this country. I can’t remember the last time I watched the local news, but somehow I can’t get away from ridiculous headlines online. So, here’s the quiz. Which headlines are real and which are from The Onion (no cheating!!).
Dying girl lent pony
Woman seeks to return steak knife to N.D
Koreans nix cabbage inside baseball caps
Irish man fails to set world bee record
Life at Neverland Ranch returns to ludicrous
Couple charged with neglecting miniature horses
Giant popsicle melts, floods NYC park
Bush fishing for compliments during press conference
New US Quarterly to explore celebrity issues in more depth
Man swallows key, locksmith uses X-ray
Woman carrying $47k in bra at airport sues
Uneducated forklift driver to address nation on Rush Limbaugh Radio Show
Radio contest winner sues over candy bar
New lawn-care products makes neighbor’s lawn less green
Would-be nation-builders hunt for land
Cattle wed in 2000-guest Thai ceremony
Hamster thrown from remote control monster truck
Customer’s complaint to manager thwarted by employee
Strippers arrested in alleged spanking