July 2005


Triathlon and Swimming29 Jul 2005 02:00 pm

Most women buy their bathing suits with fashion criteria in mind. Even competitive swimmers like the latest cool designs of the season. Unfortunately reality sets in very quickly at $80 price tags when the average lifespan of a suit is 3 - 6 months before it turns into some sagging, see-through piece of clothing with a few holes here and there. Which tends to prompt the excited announcement to the club’s mailing list I just witnessed: “The vendor at the kids meet is selling suits for $42, go get them before they’re gone”. I used to buy the mystery grab-bag suits online, which were usually so ugly they couldn’t be sold otherwise. But then I stumbled across Polyester suits. Bought one two years ago and then ordered a replacement for it some time last year thinking that it couldn’t possibly last longer than a year. Well, it’s still alive and kicking, virtually indestructible. Granted I just started wearing the new suit for practice, but still wear the original one during open water swims. At this rate, I won’t have to buy another suit until the year 2007. Life is good!

Transportation26 Jul 2005 11:20 pm

I remember few road trips on which my mother didn’t persistently try to convince us kids to join her in singing “Das Wandern ist des Mueller’s Lust” (which translates into something like “Hiking is the miller’s joy” and was a particularly interesting choice when we were stuck on the Autobahn in 25 kilometer-long vacation traffic jams) or similar folk songs much despised by any child approaching teenage years. Who would have thought that she was doing just the right thing to keep my father wide awake at the wheel? A recent study found that singing apparently keeps drivers more alert. There you have it. Mom is always right.

Transportation22 Jul 2005 07:12 pm

Favorite Onion quote of the month: “Report: Unreleased Harry Potter Book More Secure Than U.S. Trains”. Before the recent London bombings the Senate was considering cutting mass transit security funding from $150 million to $50 million for the next fiscal year. Compare that to the total homeland security budget of $31 billion, of which about $5 billion are slated to go towards airline security. While transit systems are inherently open systems, there are a lot of measures that can be taken to enhance security. $50 million, or even $150 million, however, won’t even make a dent. Which reminds me that I should look up where the rest of the $31 billion are supposed to be spent.

Swimming20 Jul 2005 08:05 pm

Last Saturday I joined 900 other swimmers in doing the 13th annual Sharkfest swim from Alcatraz to Aquatic Park in San Francisco. Some of you might think this can’t be done, so ponder this: participants included a 9-year old and a 76-year old, and the organizer’s dog has done the swim several times humiliating a whole bunch of trained swimmers by finishing ahead of them. You also might wonder how appropriately named this swim is. Yes, there are sharks in the bay, but they are bottom-dwelling leopard sharks who prefer worms, crustaceans and small fish to bony humans.

It was my 4th time escaping from the Rock and as usual it was a fantastic swim. The fog had lifted and the water was a balmy 61 degrees, which cut my “somebody remind me why I’m doing this again” phase from the first 5 minutes of the race to something like 3 minutes. And yes, I did wear a wetsuit and have utmost respect for the 100+ folks who brave the cold water every year without one.

Pre-swim

The race started with a procession of swimmers from Aquatic Park to the ferry terminal, where we all boarded one of two ferries to Alcatraz. The atmosphere on the boat ride reflected a mix of nervous energy, shared memories of past swims, and support for newbies. My favorite comment: “When I told my black guy friend I was doing this swim, his response was: leave it to white women to pay to get taken to a prison and then have to swim back!” When the first swimmers took the 6-foot jump into the bay and swam to the starting line, excitement hit a high and everybody cheered and checked those goggles one more time. Before long it was my turn to jump and there was no chance for second thoughts. When I did the race for the first time, I dreaded the jump into cold water more than anything. Swimming a mile and a half in choppy water with strong currents? I had no fear. Jumping into 50 something degree water before breakfast was what had me concerned.

Maybe it gets easier the more often you do it, or maybe it was the prospect of the downright tropical 61 degree water that killed any nervous thoughts. I was pumped up and ready and hit the water as one of the first swimmers. Yikes, it was cold, but by the time we reached the starting line, life was good. Collectively we annoyed the hell out of the kayakers trying to hold the line with our impatient pushing while waiting for the last swimmers to exit the boat. Finally, the horn blew and we were off.

Alcatraz swimmers

Despite very little wind the waves were high this year making it harder to get into a rhythm and keep a consistent quick pace. I swallowed a whole lot of salt water, battled the currents and remembered how much respect I had for the open ocean. Really, when conditions are bad, it doesn’t matter how good a swimmer you are. After all, that combined with the Bay’s notorious fog and the fact that prisoners probably didn’t have much opportunity for physical training ensured the viability of Alcatraz as a high-security prison. Despite my unplanned high salt water intake, the swim was fantastic. Seeing the skyline of the city draw nearer and occasionally getting a glance at the fogged in Golden Gate Bridge made me truly happy to be out there. I had to swim against the current for a bit to enter Aquatic Park, but after that it was a quick sprint to the finish line.

Afterwards, happy reunion with friends, an arduous peeling out of the wetsuit and the inevitable quest for food. We had a fantastic brunch and, as always, the bragging rights are the best. So, it’s 10am on a Saturday morning, what have you done today?

Post-swim brunch

Random thoughts20 Jul 2005 06:47 pm

Everybody who knows me has heard me rant about the dismal quality of news reporting in this country. I can’t remember the last time I watched the local news, but somehow I can’t get away from ridiculous headlines online. So, here’s the quiz. Which headlines are real and which are from The Onion (no cheating!!).

Dying girl lent pony
Woman seeks to return steak knife to N.D
Koreans nix cabbage inside baseball caps
Irish man fails to set world bee record
Life at Neverland Ranch returns to ludicrous
Couple charged with neglecting miniature horses
Giant popsicle melts, floods NYC park
Bush fishing for compliments during press conference
New US Quarterly to explore celebrity issues in more depth
Man swallows key, locksmith uses X-ray
Woman carrying $47k in bra at airport sues
Uneducated forklift driver to address nation on Rush Limbaugh Radio Show
Radio contest winner sues over candy bar
New lawn-care products makes neighbor’s lawn less green
Would-be nation-builders hunt for land
Cattle wed in 2000-guest Thai ceremony
Hamster thrown from remote control monster truck
Customer’s complaint to manager thwarted by employee
Strippers arrested in alleged spanking